Mom?

Conversation this evening.......
"Mom, Is that a pancake on the floor?" Quayde asks from the top of the stairs
"What?"
"Where?"
"There on the living room floor by the couch."
I go to investigate, worried because it has been quite a while since we have had pancakes. Leaning down I realize that Thank Goodness it is not a pancake but the bun left over from the BBQ chicken sandwiches from earlier today.
So I go to ask Michael if he knows about this.
"Oh Yeah, Lydia was playing with the pancake turner and squished her sandwich"
ME: "So WHY WAS IT HALF WAY UNDER THE COUCH?????"
Michael: " Probably because it was thin"